I’m not stupid!

 

 

Posting days: Sunday and Wednesday and, sometimes, maybe, extra ‘news flashes’!

 

Wednesday January 11th 2017

 

It’s tremendously heartening to see how often people choose to take on rescued dogs or family’s, friends’ or strangers’ dogs who need a new home.

We meet so many rescues in Kings Heath and Highbury parks: there’s Mia the podenco, Kasey the Pyranean, Keiko the akita, poodles Dougie and Fergie, Bertie the Irish Terrier, Gemma, a staffie cross, greyhounds Albert and George, Ruby the goat-herd and many others whose names I can’t recall. It’s fascinating to watch how their personalities slowly emerge as they grow in confidence, and inspiring to see how happy the dogs become.

In October two new little dogs arrived in Highbury Park with their person, St. She adopted them through Serbian Forgotten Paws but they came originally from Romania.

We have met them several times now.

 

 

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This is little Teddy

 

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and this is his new ‘sister’ Casey.

Although they had never met before they came to live with St., they bonded very quickly and play beautifully together.

When they meet Isis, they both sniff her curiously. She, of course, ignores them. Sadly.

But then, we know that Isis is not a social animal. We guess this is because she is unable to see the body language of other dogs and is therefore unable to read or imitate it. Only once has she offered another dog a play bow. This was bouncy Bella when she was only a pup. Sniffing Bella who had come to greet her, Isis leaped up enthusiastically and plonked her front paws unceremoniously on Bella’s. Not surprisingly, Bella beat a hasty retreat. Poor Isis hasn’t tried another play bow with a dog.

As I have mentioned, though, she gave me several lovely bows when I collected her from the kennels after Christmas.

Usually – and very sensibly, I guess – she steps away from other dogs, especially those she doesn’t know.

I was wondering last week, when Isis was alone and prancing happily on the old bowling green, whether she will have the confidence to play there when the other dogs return  from their holidays. I decide it’s unlikely as, previously, when on her extending  lead, she has always preferred to escape to the higher ground on the other side of the hedge.

I was wrong. On Monday she can’t wait to get onto the green, and tugs away from the path towards the steep bank until I release her. When she scrambles down, the other dogs are already racing around happily at the bottom end. Isis sniffs around, then, choosing a space beneath a large tree at the top of the bank, pirouettes there joyfully for forty minutes.

I have always been anxious that she will run into and hurt other dogs and their owners. By the time we arrive on Tuesday, a group of ‘our lot’ has already  gathered at the top end, a few metres from Hairy One’s favourite place. She sniffs and trots her way to the bottom end where she plays contentedly on her own.

 

 

It's a bit crowded up there. I'll stay down here.

It’s a bit crowded up there. I’ll stay down here.

 

 

Hey! Someone's getting a treat and it's not us.

Hey! Someone’s getting a treat and it’s not us.

 

 

Kind Li., treat giver par excellence, walks all the way down to Hairy One’s playground to take her a treat. Speedy Maggie and Louis follow her hastily, suspecting food.

 

Isis came from the Aeza cat and dog rescue and adoption centre in Aljezur, Portugal. For information about adopting an animal from the centre, contact kerry@aeza.org or  www.dogwatchuk.co.uk

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what’s this I smell?

 

 

Posting days: Sunday and Wednesday and, sometimes, maybe, extra ‘news flashes’!

 

Sunday January 8th 2017

 

Hannah comes with baby Bella to bring us a Dogwatch calendar. I don’t know how Isis would react to a baby, so I put her in the back room (Isis, not the baby) and close the door. She scratches the door for a short time, after which we can hear dragging sounds and clonks. Hannah asks whether Isis is all right. I explain that she is fine and playing ‘deconstruct the cardboard boxes’. This remains her favourite way of entertaining herself, and we still take a large pile of boxes with us when she stays in Ray’s Holly Trees kennels so that she has something to occupy her.

She usually proceeds along these lines: she shakes a box until it surrenders and becomes flat, then she removes each section and perforates it all over with her sharp little teeth; finally, holding the section captive with a strong little front paw or two, she tears it into very small pieces. I know only too well how much mess she makes, but, as Tracey and Adam explain to Ray who watches in disbelief as they carry her week’s entertainment down to her kennel, “She’s special.”

It’s very kind of them.

Hannah and I have coffee and shortbread biscuits while baby Bella plays contentedly on the mat. Isis will be intrigued by the new people smells when she next enters the front room, we think.

The visitors leave.

I let an eager Isis into the front room. Yes, she is indeed interested. She shoots in, nose to the ground, and zig-zags over the mat to the chair where Hannah sat. How interesting dogs are, how sensitive to their environment, how responsive to human scents.

I watch her indulgently, marvelling at all the information she must be gathering. Now she has reached the coffee table. Oh no! It’s not the allure of the human scents to which she is responding. Too late I remember that we left one shortbread biscuit on a plate on the coffee table. I shoot out my hand to retrieve it.

Too late. The biscuit glides into Hairy One’s little pink mouth as though drawn by a powerful magnet. She carries it onto the mat. Crunch! Crunch!

She enjoys every last crumb.

 

Isis came from the Aeza cat and dog rescue and adoption centre in Aljezur, Portugal. For information about adopting an animal from the centre, contact kerry@aeza.org or  www.dogwatchuk.co.uk

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bowled over by Isis!

 

 

Posting days: Sunday and Wednesday and, sometimes, maybe, extra ‘news flashes’!

 

Wednesday January 4th 2017

 

 

 

First time free on the old bowling green, Kings Heath Park.

Free on the old bowling green, Kings Heath Park

 

 

and perfectly calm and collected.

“Where’s Isis?”, ask J. and C. as I pop through a gap in the hedge and give them a wave.  They have just arrived at the level above. I beckon them over and we all have a balcony view from which to observe Hairy One frolicking merrily beneath us. They are amazed and delighted that she can be free. It’s all quite emotional.

Lily rushes down the bank in true springer style, nose to the ground in an ecstasy  of sniffing. She and Isis ignore each other, of course. Black labrador Holly just waits with us on the other side of the hedge, hoping for a treat.

It was almost two years ago when Bev. suggested that, surrounded as it is by banks and/or hedges on three sides, and away from the park exits, this might be a good place for Isis to be let off her lead. She’s right, but at that time I was afraid to try it out because Isis could easily have run full pelt into a tree trunk and injured herself.

Now I can see that she knows the layout of the area well and not only does she not appear interested in running away, she also avoids the trees. Whereas once I had to keep her on a very short lead and guide her round every obstacle we met, now, when she is on the lead in this area, she usually picks her way around them or, if she wishes to sniff one, she  walks up to it very slowly.

So far, she’s had the old bowling green to herself. It will be interesting to see if she will still run happily in the space when the other dogs who usually play here return from their holidays. When she’s on her extending lead some more cautious dogs keep well away from the strange, dancing, teeth clacking Isis. Braver spirits, once they have greeted her, almost always give her space and leave her to get on with her strange games. Her best friends, Nancy and Rufus, will check her out every now and then but that won’t bother her.

We’ll see.

 

Isis came from the Aeza cat and dog rescue and adoption centre in Aljezur, Portugal. For information about adopting an animal from the centre, contact kerry@aeza.org or  www.dogwatchuk.co.uk

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flat batteries and rainflies

 

 

Posting days: Sunday and Wednesday and, sometimes, maybe, extra ‘news flashes’!

 

Sunday January 1st 2017

 

Although separated from my Isis during a Christmas stay in Wales, I am not completely deprived of animal company. Last time I visited, Daisy cat ignored my advances, refusing to have anything to do with me. This time, she purrs when I tickle her behind her ears; she even comes upstairs and sleeps on my bed.

But I miss naughty Isis and look forward to bringing her home. At Holly Trees, Tracey and Adam assure me that Isis always behaves well, although I am not surprised to hear that she defends her food very noisily, just as she used to at home. It is always clear from her body language that she feels safe and is well looked after. And she can entertain herself by tearing up the large pile of cardboard boxes she’s allowed to take with her.

This is her sixth stay in the kennels. The first few times I collected her, she showed no emotion, just trotted obligingly back to the car with me. Over time she began to show some recognition, giving me a cursory sniff, then a wag or two. This time she wags and wags and executes several little greeting bows.

She pops into the car very swiftly and off we go to the park.

When we return home she wags when we go through the door and wags even more vigorously when I give her little hugs. She tolerates an inordinate number of hugs and cuddles, even kisses on her nose. She behaves impeccably and sleeps through the night without a complaint.

I think she is pleased to be home.

*****

Today, the first day of 2017, a leaden sky hangs over us all day like a protracted sigh. Who the hell wants to get out of bed? She with the pink spotty nose, unfortunately. Reluctantly, I wriggle into my dressing gown and carry the warm hairy creature down the stairs, kissing the top of her head as we go.

2017, I tell myself, will be the year I teach her to walk downstairs steadied by some kind of harness. It may be a long-handled bag with four leg holes cut out of the bottom. We’ll experiment. Some strange shoulder injury has prompted me to think about a strategy for her morning – and, some days, additional – descents. I can still carry her as the shoulder only hurts in certain positions, but next time it could be a knee or a foot.

After what must seem an age to Isis, at last we get in the car. I turn the key. But the engine doesn’t have the strength to turn over. The battery is dead. There’s a problem with the electronics, and I guess that the indicators have been flashing on and off for about twenty four hours.

Sigh. It takes us about twenty five minutes to walk to the park, and it’s slashing down, which means that Isis will leap up and down snatching at the rain flies all the way there. **** and **** and ******!

Off we lurch. I hold the lead down low, close to her shoulder to pre-empt the highest leaps and avoid being tripped up and/or knocked over, although the silly animal still manages to jump sideways and smack her little face on the side of a wall. I rub her face, she shakes her head, and we continue our dance.

For a person, even an outdoor type, Kings Heath Park is not enticing today. The rain drips relentlessly, the grass is sodden and, since I forgot to Dubbin my boots, my feet are damp. Even the squirrels and the little wagtail who trots around pecking at the turf looks bedraggled.

There is, of course, an alternative view.

 

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What a wonderful walk. Rain flies! Rain flies! And big, fat, sploshy ones too. I’m a bit restricted on the way to the park. She’s holding me down, not letting me enjoy the rain. Mean, isn’t it?

But now I’m here, free on the old bowling green. Whoopee! I can run and leap and snap at the rain flies as much as I want. There’s no other dogs on the green. It’s all mine. I gallop and twirl and dance. I could stay here for ever.

 

Isis came from the Aeza cat and dog rescue and adoption centre in Aljezur, Portugal. For information about adopting an animal from the centre, contact kerry@aeza.org or  www.dogwatchuk.co.uk

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a present for Isis

 

 

Posting days: Sunday and Wednesday and, sometimes, maybe, extra ‘news flashes’!

 

Sunday 25th December 2016

THIS IS THE LAST POST OF 2016! There will be no post on Wednesday 28th.


 

 

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SEASON’S GREETINGS !

Isis came from the Aeza cat and dog rescue and adoption centre in Aljezur, Portugal. For information about adopting an animal from the centre, contact kerry@aeza.org or  www.dogwatchuk.co.uk

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an eventful day for Isis

 

 

Wednesday December 21st 2016

 

Posting days: Sunday and Wednesday and, sometimes, maybe, extra ‘news flashes’!

 

What a strange little dog you are, Isis. When you walk through the front gate and someone has the temerity to walk on ‘your’ stretch of pavement, you carry on like a police dog who’s just pinned down the criminal. And if you arrive home and find that someone has walked up to your front door and touched it while you were away, you throw yourself around and bark loud enough to be heard in the next street.

Yet when Adopted Niece, whom you know quite well, arrives to stay with us, you are positively shy. You don’t bark at her, of course. You know who she is. You just spin around to pick up her scent. But after a few minutes, you retreat upstairs and take yourself to bed. Why do you do that?

And you really want the gravy bone B. gives you in the morning, but when naughty Nancy – who always has an eye on the main chance – pushes her face up against yours, waiting for you to drop a bit, you don’t protest. When you try to reorganise the gravy bone in your mouth so that you can eat it and she pinches it, you don’t even growl, you just look sad.

I think you lack self-esteem.

And, another strange thing. K. calls today and can’t believe how big you are. She’s not the first one. For months now, people who haven’t seen you for a while keep telling me how much you’ve grown. Very odd. I explain that you can’t have as you were already two when you arrived. But they insist that it’s not just your weight gain or the fact that you have your fluffy winter coat on, you are definitely taller and longer, altogether upsized!

Although it has its ups and downs, today’s an interesting day for you. K. brings presents, and there’s one for you. It’s fat and knobbly, and you know immediately that it’s a parcel for a dog. Mean Human places it out of reach.

When we walk, I take off your lead and you follow me happily enough along the narrow, muddy little path. But then we walk up onto the mound where you like to dance; however,  you don’t dance. You sit down and look worried. When I touch you, your tail wags. When I put you back on your lead, you dance quite merrily.

 

 

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Then we go down to the patch you like by the rose bay willow herbs. You’re pleased to be there. But as soon as I remove your lead, you stop sniffing and sit down. I wait. You sit. I wait some more. But you remain seated. Again, when I touch you, your tail wags, but when I tap you under your chin, you mime a snap and you won’t move.

 

 

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Lead back on and you’re happy again. Perhaps, like humans, sometimes you feel confident and sometimes you don’t.

O.K.

After leaving Highbury park, we stop at the garage. The man leans into the car to release the bonnet catch. (He’s safe because you’re attached to your safety strap.)

“YOFF!”, you shout at him. Brave now you are, and defending your territory again.

Back home we go.

Later, cooking’s happening. As our visitor is a carnivore, tantalising smells waft through from the kitchen, and in you come, your beautiful pink, spotty nose uplifted and twitching. Snuff, snuff. Meat. What a lovely surprise for a dog.

You get some bits, of course, and you’re very pleased.

Interesting day for a dog.

 

Isis came from the Aeza cat and dog rescue and adoption centre in Aljezur, Portugal. For information about adopting an animal from the centre, contact kerry@aeza.org or  www.dogwatchuk.co.uk

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walking free

 

 

Posting days: Sunday and Wednesday and, sometimes, maybe, extra ‘news flashes’!

 

Sunday December 18th 2016

 

Isis is off lead in Kings Heath Park, in one of her favourite running spots. Below us, just over the hedge, Nancy and Rufus play with friends on the old bowling green. Isis has played here off lead several times before. She has never attempted to leave the area.

But today she does. She moves off to the left.

T., who is walking little dachshund Rocky on the path just above us, spots Isis and prepares to close in. We watch her closely. She moves over to the fence of the old T.V. Gardens, and begins to walk away at a brisk pace.

I think that she will follow the fence and then stop for a twirl near the first path into Poo Forest. (So named not because it is an unpleasant spot but because Keiko generally refuses to perform anywhere else.)

T. strides over the field to position himself between Isis and a possible route to the road, just in case. I follow Isis. As I expect, after her twirl she follows the path into Poo Forest as we usually do, and stops close to where it turns the corner. Again following her usual procedure, she stops, then turns round and considers her options. Should she retrace her footsteps or continue along the path?

I pop her back on her lead just as T. and Rocky round the opposite corner, ready to head her off if necessary. Nice one, T.

 

 

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Hairy One and I continue our experiments, this time in Highbury Park. Here, too, she tends to stay within the small area where I release her, only venturing a little way along adjoining paths.

One day this week I release her just before we arrive at the ‘free play’ area with which she is most familiar.

“Will she continue into the area?”

She doesn’t. She finds her way to the hedge beside which we have just walked. Trotting now, she reaches the corner and turns right. I monitor her through the hedge; being white, she shows up very well. I watch her as she leaves the hedge and branches out into the adjacent field area. She is out in the open now, about fifty yards (fifteen metres) ahead of me. I stop and observe. She stops, stands still for a few seconds, then comes to find me.

The following day the same thing happens in another familiar place. She plays here for a while, surrounded on three sides by tall rose bay willow herb plants. After a while, she breaks cover and trots into the open. Again, she stops, waits and returns to me.

This is very interesting. It seems as if she is less sure of herself in open spaces. Polymath suggests this may because there are no sniffable landmarks, no defined paths to follow. Sounds reasonable.

Next day and the day after, I release her at different points along the opened up woodland paths, well away from the road. On the first day I let her walk across the wooden bridge on her own. I am not far in front of her, but not close enough for her to touch me. I watch her, fascinated, as she ventures, very tentatively onto the bridge. When on her lead, she walks confidently beside me. But not now. She doesn’t proceed in a straight line, but crosses from side to side, checking out the railings as she goes.

Hmmmm. But how does she know that she needs to be careful? Can she sense that she could fall off the bridge through the railings?

(Before you decide I’m an unfit dog guardian, please note the worst outcome is a short drop into a shallow, stinky bog pool.)

When she has crossed the bridge, I leave her off the lead and watch to see what she will do. She trots up a narrow, sloping path and tries to turn left. But a little holly bush blocks her way. She stands absolutely still and waits until I reach her. When I place my hand on her back she wags her tail. I do the light tap-tap under her the chin which signals ‘follow me’. She walks on again. Then she clambours up a steeper stretch, and scrabbles her way under a dense little shrub. Now she is completely enclosed by thick undergrowth, bushes and saplings. When she realises she is surrounded, she sits down abruptly. I wait a few minutes but she doesn’t move. Again I go to fetch her and her tail wags vigorously when she feels my hand on her back. This time, I have to part holly branches to make a space through which she can escape.

The following day is Saturday. It’s quite warm with a low mist, damp and claggy under foot and the air is full of tantalising smells.

 

 

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I set her free on the woodland path again. She loves climbing, and scrambles nimbly over boulders and up a steep incline. I follow, but with much less agility. She keeps me on my toes as she zig-zags down the other side of the mound towards the stinky bog pool. I shoot after her and point her in a more salubrious direction. I realise that nowadays she is far more likely than she used to be to accept my interventions. She doesn’t seem to assume automatically that I’m attacking her canine rights. And she doesn’t automatically respond with a growl.

On the way back, she selects the woodland paths again, and after we have passed the boggy parts, I release her. She trots back up onto the mound. But when she reaches the incline  up which she scrambled so confidently earlier, she stops at the edge and waits for me to lead her down.

Then we walk back to the Community Orchard, Isis walking off lead beside me. I’m delighted, of course.

I am very, very proud of her.

 

Isis came from the Aeza cat and dog rescue and adoption centre in Aljezur, Portugal. For information about adopting an animal from the centre, contact kerry@aeza.org or  www.dogwatchuk.co.uk

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Highbury Community Orchard

 

 

Posting days: Sunday and Wednesday and, sometimes, maybe, extra ‘news flashes’!

 

Wednesday December 14th 2016

 

A few years ago – that means I’ve not been able to find the exact date – a group of volunteers formed to open up an area of Highbury Park which had become overgrown and inaccessible.

Here is a passage from their website.

 

“This scheme is taking cuttings from antique fruit trees, grafting them, and making places to plant and tend them. The original trees were planted in the Chamberlain era as part of the Highbury kitchen garden. They’ve been protected by the Four Seasons project, and will gain longevity through new generations of the same stock. An orchard site is being prepared by volunteers and cuttings have been grafted and potted, but there’s more clearing and more grafting to be done. “

The result of their efforts is a delightful addition to the work done by the maintenance teams, the regular nature walks organised by the park rangers and the varied activities of the Friends of Highbury Park.

The group not only offers opportunities for local volunteers throughout the year, but also events specially for families with young children, and, for example, foraging and creative events which anyone can attend.

The volunteers are very approachable and friendly, happy to explain what’s going on and alert you to coming events. When L. and I stopped to chat with them last week, they were building a large community oven which they hope people will use rather than lighting their own fires in the park.

We dog walkers love the woodland paths which the group has opened up. It is now possible to walk along the edge of the east side of the park parallel to the main path and feel as though you are surrounded by countryside.

Emerge from a wooded area into a clearing and you may meet an old friend …………….

 

 

Mia, the little Spanish Dogwatch u.k.dog.

Mia, the little Spanish Dogwatch U.K. dog.

 

 

Oh, it's Isis.

Oh, it’s Isis.

(Photo by Mia’s person.)

 

……………….. or two friends

 

 

Mia, Isis and Dougie

Mia, Isis and Dougie

(Photo by Mia’s person)

 

………………………… or even three

 

 

Mia, Dougie and Fergie

Mia, Dougie and Fergie

 

Incidentally, all of these happy little dogs enjoying the smells happen to be adopted, as are many of the park dogs.

Thank you Community Orchard persons!

 

Isis came from the Aeza cat and dog rescue and adoption centre in Aljezur, Portugal. For information about adopting an animal from the centre, contact kerry@aeza.org or  www.dogwatchuk.co.uk

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whoopee!

 

 

Posting days: Sunday and Wednesday and, sometimes, maybe, extra ‘news flashes’!

 

Sunday December 11th 2016

 

Ooooooooooooooooooh! I am enjoying my walks! Especially those in Highbury Park.

It’s a bit disappointing that things have stopped falling on me when I stand under trees. I’ve tried standing under the trees for longer than before, and once last week something floated down onto my head. But after that nothing else happened.

Never mind, though. There’s lots of the things on the floor and they’re lovely. You can make them crunch under your paws, run in them, jump up and down on them, even dance over them.

Sometimes, the feel of them under your pads makes you want to do a quick pounce. But most times I just want to go on and on and on.

Look at me – I’m off the lead and it’s lovely.

 

 

 

 

See that clump of tall shrubs on your left, just behind the tall tree? Well, I suddenly sprinted round it and disappeared. I think I frightened Human because I felt the ground shaking behind me. But when she got round the other side, I wasn’t there. I’d run round again. Tee-hee! Oh, it was so funny!

I get very, very cross when it’s time to go home. I’m not stupid, I know a long way away from the car that that’s where we’re going. And I spread out my front legs, dig my claws into the earth and arch my neck. I used to tug until my harness went over my ears and got jammed on my nose. I couldn’t get away because she puts this thing on my harness and fixes it to my collar, but it made human very cross, so it was worth it!

But you’ll never guess what she did then. Actually, she did it three times. She left me standing there with my harness round my nose. Talk about embarrassing. So I don’t pull my harness over my head very often now.

She doesn’t tug me now, either. Which is very annoying. It’s more fun when she gets cross. Nowadays, when I stick out my legs and jerk my head back, she just stands still. I think she sticks her legs out too because I can’t walk backwards however much I pull.

I used to get very, very angry and bite the end of my tail. That really upset her. I knew she was saying something very rude because when she got close to me I could feel hot breath on my ears.

Now, if I growl and nip my tail, she just winds my nice long lead in and changes it for my walking lead. Walking lead means we walk. So I do.

Oh well.

 

Isis came from the Aeza cat and dog rescue and adoption centre in Aljezur, Portugal. For information about adopting an animal from the centre, contact kerry@aeza.org or  www.dogwatchuk.co.uk

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and again ……………………

 

 

Posting days: Sunday and Wednesday and, sometimes, maybe, extra ‘news flashes’!

 

Wednesday December 7th 2016

 

Today is the day of the power flush. This should blast all of the sludge from the central heating system. It takes about seven hours.

I am not looking forward to it. How do I keep Isis calm when someone she doesn’t know is moving about her house all day? Even three hours out walking leaves four hours to contend with her at home.

P., the specialist from British Gas, arrives just before nine and explains exactly what he will be doing and in what sequence. I explain about Hairy One’s difficulties and that I would prefer her not to eat him. She decides to illustrate the talk by leaping up and down in the bedroom while uttering yaps of protest and slinging the bedside rug around.

While P. assembles his machines and tools, I bring Isis downstairs and put her in the car. So far, so good.

Off we go to the park.

Bev. has a good idea: why don’t we meet up later in Kings Heath at the the Loco Lounge where dogs are welcome and one can while away the hours with a book, kindle or friend?

Sounds good to me. But then we realise that it would be approaching the lunch hour by the time I had finished walking Isis and the café would be full of local office workers. This would be a bit dicey with Hairy One, who is not used to going into public buildings, or even other people’s homes, come to that. We decide to keep the Loco Lounge as a contingency plan – to be used if I feel Isis is driving me loco at home, I guess.

We return from our walk to find machines burbling and gurgling. Isis is not impressed when she discovers P.’s scent not only in the hall but in the kitchen and in her room (the back room) too. We enter and I shut her in. She scrabbles around indignantly and barks. I take her breakfast in to her. She becomes hysterical when it takes her a few seconds to locate it, then falls on the food yapping and snarling, just like she did in her first year here.

I am reminded how important routines are for this little dog, and how alarming such changes must be for her when she can’t see or hear what is happening.

P. and I have a drink and a muffin, and I take to the futon with my kindle. Although Isis is restless for a while, she is persuaded to settle and she sleeps for about an hour. Then she gets down, snuffles around her food dish and barks at the door. She’s finished her water and is letting me know that I need to do something about it. Excellent.

(Since I forgot to feed her on Saturday evening, she has taken matters into her own hands, as it were, and become more assertive. The following evening, when I sat down next to her, she got up, stood in the doorway and barked very pointedly until I fed her.)

Now she is persuaded to return to her futon and resume her afternoon nap.

 

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The radiator in our room is being de-sludged, and emits a sort of muffled purr. I become accustomed to this, and when P. calls me from the room, I assume that a sudden surge of hissing is just the radiator upping its act. As I close the door behind me, however, P. asks sharply, “What’s making that noise?”

“Oh,” I reply, picking up the tension in his voice, and reopening the door, “I thought it was the radiator.”

As we step into the room, we are met with a roaring crescendo. This is no purring radiator. Oh my god. What’s happened? At first I think it’s coming from the gas fire. Then I realise it’s the hoover. I switch it off. We both give a sigh of relief. I must have knocked the switch on as I walked past it – in the dark, of course, as Isis can’t tolerate artificial light.

P. explains that when he hears that sort of sound he immediately thinks of rushing water. Apparently, the force of a power flush on old pipework like mine can blast a pinhole tear in an under floor pipe, causing water to spray out under huge pressure. Phew!

Fortunately, unaware of the unfolding drama, Isis slumbers on.

Before three, we are on the road and off to the park again. When we return, there’s only an hour or so to go. Just as well. Isis, unnerved by a day of unpredictable smells and improvised dining rooms, is crotchety and restless. She doesn’t like the strange scents on the drive and in the house, and twirls sniffing the air and complaining. Again, she goes ape when presented with her meal, and afterwards falls into a pattern of dropping off to sleep, waking up in a snarly rage, falling asleep for another few minutes, waking up in a snarly rage, and so on until P has gone.

Then she takes herself off upstairs and barks until I go up. And another hour of snooze, rage, snooze rage. She hasn’t tolerated being left alone even for a few minutes today, and this continues throughout the evening.

We’ve been out into the garden and she’s played ‘find the treats’. Now, as I write, she’s climbed back onto her futon and fallen asleep. Poor little dog, She’s exhausted.

But the house is really warm. For the first time for months, you can’t leave your hand on the radiators for more than a second.

“Grrrrrr. Wowf! Wowf!”

I spoke too soon. Bed and Thundershirt for this hairy neurotic, I think.

 

Isis came from the Aeza cat and dog rescue and adoption centre in Aljezur, Portugal. For information about adopting an animal from the centre, contact kerry@aeza.org or  www.dogwatchuk.co.uk

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