Isis is waiting for me to emerge from the shower. She doesn’t do waiting. She is bored. Very bored.
Thanks a million Isis.
Yes, don’t tell me: I know it’s my own fault. I left clothes on the bedroom chair ready to put on.
I examine my jumper mournfully. It was a very warm, fine wool polo neck. My best. A bargain from TK Maxx three years ago.
I present it to the hairy menace and ask her why she did it. She wags her beautiful tail but is otherwise unmoved.
By the way, if you fancy a dear little dog like Isis to eat your winter jumpers see below.
Isis came from the Aeza cat and dog rescue and adoption centre in Aljezur, Portugal. For information about adopting an animal from the centre, contact firstname.lastname@example.org or www.dogwatchuk.com