Message from Isis.
I HOPE YOU ARE ALL HAVING AN ENJOYABLE DAY.
I had a guest today. It was Blitzi. Human said you have to be very nice to your guests, especially kind, good-natured guests like Blitzi who protect you from other guests in the park.
It’s my house, not his, so when I thought Human wasn’t looking, I nipped his bottom.
I was right. She wasn’t looking. But I missed the first time, and nipped her thigh instead.
Human was very cross. Blitzi went in the front room with the humans and I was shut in the back room.